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Lucky

This man had a luck:; ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on Friday. The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog was on the other side, police said. The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police. The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."

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Saddams blog

Now, this is great. Saddam Hussein, a great dictator with mustache, writes blog. Obviously, someone writes a great satire and has a lot of fun.
And this Saddam , called " Catch me if you can " is angry at his collegue Bush cause Saddam ends up losing their job over this collossal intelligence fiasco? Not they- Bush and Blair.
Here's excerpt:

Now let me make sure I got this straight: In his State of the Union address last January, President George "The Great Satan" Bush declared that my peaceloving nation had attempted to buy uranium from Niger. He did this despite his own Central Infidel Agency saying that the information wasn't credible. Bush, however, made the statement because the British had uncovered the alleged evidence. But the British now say they couldn't verify the information, but they nonetheless believed it because the Americans did!!!
So who ends up losing their job over this collossal intelligence fiasco? ME!!!!!
Forget Bush and Blair. I feel like I'm matching wits wtih Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe.

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